Comments on Bonehead: PANDEMIC HAMSTERS

And a belated Thank You to you for the credit Laur...

2009-11-16T20:15:09.609-05:00

And a belated Thank You to you for the credit Lauren!

A thank you to Anonymous for mentioning the Tickle...

2009-11-13T17:36:15.919-05:00

A thank you to Anonymous for mentioning the TickleMePlant, my latest post at Think Spin, which is part of WTF Friday, started by Ivy at UnscriptedLife.com.

J, I have given you credit for this gem of a post and urge you to visit http://unscriptedlife.com and link to WTF Friday's theme, which happens to be weird gifts.
Lauren

Nothing in my opinion will ever compare with the p...

2009-11-13T09:14:16.117-05:00

Nothing in my opinion will ever compare with the pet rock craze. After that fad, I knew the human species's need to conform to commercial hysteria couldn't sink any lower.

Kathy: I’ve talked often how happiness seemed to ...

2009-11-12T22:41:54.869-05:00

Kathy: I’ve talked often how happiness seemed to come easier when things were simpler. I guess it’s all perspective, but everything that there was seemed larger when up against a less cluttered wall.
Never did understand the chia thing myself, however each year someone on our list gets the strangest one we can find though…so we fall right into the trap!

Mike: Calls to Mr. Gere’s office were not returned. I’ve almost gotten the captcha under my complete control – still workin’ on it.

Lauren: When I was a kid – we brought home 2 gerbils on a Tuesday – then suddenly several thousand by Friday. It was a moderate distraction to my parents. But they still read the newspapers.

MOB: It’s probably only going to get worse, it’s gonna be a long winter! Oh, the calls and e-mails are pouring in! Check is in the mail.

OMG you get sicker as the days get darker. This wa...

2009-11-12T18:00:55.533-05:00

OMG you get sicker as the days get darker. This was too funny,Zhu Zhu Pets are the best.

For those of you that are going insane finding these little guys, you're in luck!! I have a crate filled with them, as I had the feeling these would be this years big seller and stocked up accordingly for those lamented individual who waited to long to purchase them.

As I said I am rolling in them and if you like to grab one for your little tike, or even yourself, simply email J Giddy himself or simply send via paypal or send cash, to get yours today. Before you know it you will be a proud owner of a Zhu Zhu Pet.

Here's the best part they are only $329.95. We will happily accept the famous Bonehead payment system, 7 installments of $39.95 and the last payment of $650. You can spread this payment plan over 10 days too, how much better does it get?

Please refer all questions to J Giddy here at Bonehead or call the 1800ZhuZhu phone line, each call is subject to the usual $11.47 per minute surcharge and applicable tax will apply.

Make your holiday a Zhu Zhu Happy Holiday.

The best product is the TickleMe Plant Greenhouse ...

2009-11-12T13:52:50.395-05:00

The best product is the TickleMe Plant Greenhouse
http://www.ticklemeplant.com

I don't know. As a pet owner of countless gerb...

2009-11-11T08:41:52.437-05:00

I don't know. As a pet owner of countless gerbils. Countless because they multiply like bacteria. I definitely see value in having a fake gerbil counterpart. Though I wouldn't get into a fist fight for one. But the point of this post is how easily distracted the U.S. population is from more important problems and how people would rather hunt shit down than be at home with their kids reading to them.

I hear it's not parents who are causing this s...

2009-11-11T01:24:23.718-05:00

I hear it's not parents who are causing this shortage of electronic hamsters. It's certain, more adventurous segments of the gay community, who figure an electronic hamster is safer than an actual hamster.

P.S. -- My captcha word is "ascom"

P.S. Love the Chia Bonehead!! LOL A while back, so...

2009-11-11T01:01:45.463-05:00

P.S. Love the Chia Bonehead!! LOL A while back, some friends and I came up with a bunch of weird Chia ideas: Chia nose (the plant is the nose hair), Chia armpits, Chia legs, and some other unmentionable Chia things.

Great post, Bonehead! I agree wholeheartedly. Thi...

2009-11-11T00:58:38.414-05:00

Great post, Bonehead! I agree wholeheartedly.

This happens every Christmas: some toy is designated the "just have to have or your kid will die" toy; there's a shortage, and we're treated to the ridiculous spectacle of grown adults slugging it out in the toy aisle of the local Target, trying to grab the very last one! Sheesh! And when you consider all the crap kids are given every day of the year, to the kids, Christmas is just another day to get stuff. It's sick. I can remember my brother and me and all our friends going crazy with happiness at being given a box of 64 Crayola crayons! (That was Crayola's new big size box then.) Either our happiness threshhold was much lower then, or life was simpler; maybe both.