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And thank you too for stopping by...</title><content type='html'>UMI - Thank you! And thank you too for stopping by Bonehead!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NP - Thank you too! I hope to do this again, and I&amp;#39;m appreciative too that you like the &amp;quot;scene of the crime&amp;quot; - that&amp;#39;s my personal favorite.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Will: That&amp;#39;s a good one - you might even consider &amp;quot;Cold Fire&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lauren:  See - we think alike!  I&amp;#39;m thinking a t-shirt for that one!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ann:  Thank you!  Seems we&amp;#39;re often glancing away when opportunity approaches.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CC: I&amp;#39;ve always told you I was brilliant, or a prick ;)</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6524973421994411010/3570359843780600996/comments/default/5208785073162820149'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6524973421994411010/3570359843780600996/comments/default/5208785073162820149'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.boneheadblog.com/2009/12/bonerisms.html?showComment=1260982468153#c5208785073162820149' title=''/><author><name>Bonehead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16453498373345212677</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13166686360175253207'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MOLTEwz4T0Y/St0Qqyu9usI/AAAAAAAAAhc/2TqW55unylM/S220/potskull.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.boneheadblog.com/2009/12/bonerisms.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6524973421994411010.post-3570359843780600996' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6524973421994411010/posts/default/3570359843780600996' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1728920327'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6524973421994411010.post-9190451204942472257</id><published>2009-12-14T18:48:16.747-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-14T18:48:16.747-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Love this one- If you think you’ve got the world b...</title><content type='html'>Love this one- If you think you’ve got the world by the balls, you’ve probably got a prick smacking you in the head.&lt;br /&gt;Brilliant!!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6524973421994411010/3570359843780600996/comments/default/9190451204942472257'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6524973421994411010/3570359843780600996/comments/default/9190451204942472257'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.boneheadblog.com/2009/12/bonerisms.html?showComment=1260834496747#c9190451204942472257' title=''/><author><name>Chrissycat</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08285757760313391657</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12364605603133767937'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='26' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Dpbc2SDSh-Q/SVBAZDVg-KI/AAAAAAAAAAM/xrBVGu9bczM/S220/chrisscat.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.boneheadblog.com/2009/12/bonerisms.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6524973421994411010.post-3570359843780600996' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6524973421994411010/posts/default/3570359843780600996' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2071678662'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6524973421994411010.post-8657504840060904939</id><published>2009-12-14T17:36:28.816-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-14T17:36:28.816-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Love em. My favorite is &amp;quot;you probably weren&amp;#...</title><content type='html'>Love em. My favorite is &amp;quot;you probably weren&amp;#39;t looking when it passed you by&amp;quot;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6524973421994411010/3570359843780600996/comments/default/8657504840060904939'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6524973421994411010/3570359843780600996/comments/default/8657504840060904939'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.boneheadblog.com/2009/12/bonerisms.html?showComment=1260830188816#c8657504840060904939' title=''/><author><name>Ann</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12886333496997952719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_zCDRYZMez4Y/SO0EK643SDI/AAAAAAAAADA/7HzVDGJ-FxM/S220/me.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.boneheadblog.com/2009/12/bonerisms.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6524973421994411010.post-3570359843780600996' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6524973421994411010/posts/default/3570359843780600996' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2136375738'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6524973421994411010.post-4022223403165957153</id><published>2009-12-14T13:23:18.258-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-14T13:23:18.258-05:00</updated><title type='text'>My favorite: &amp;quot;Upon returning to the scene of ...</title><content type='html'>My favorite: &amp;quot;Upon returning to the scene of the crime, I did it again.&amp;quot; That in itself could be a subject for a post. Talk about a repeat offender. :)</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6524973421994411010/3570359843780600996/comments/default/4022223403165957153'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6524973421994411010/3570359843780600996/comments/default/4022223403165957153'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.boneheadblog.com/2009/12/bonerisms.html?showComment=1260814998258#c4022223403165957153' title=''/><author><name>Lauren</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01403714167201265834</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='09231044438930408291'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_45OeFxkU_3A/SkVXFOYYlRI/AAAAAAAAAhQ/xACI97ZRlAE/S220/Lauren+Starbucks+Pix+Crop.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.boneheadblog.com/2009/12/bonerisms.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6524973421994411010.post-3570359843780600996' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6524973421994411010/posts/default/3570359843780600996' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-693650296'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6524973421994411010.post-7285818937870175663</id><published>2009-12-14T12:23:20.177-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-14T12:23:20.177-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Hi Bonehead.
Like the idee of the aphorisms and wh...</title><content type='html'>Hi Bonehead.&lt;br /&gt;Like the idee of the aphorisms and what you did with it!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This one i would put this way:&lt;br /&gt;Between love and war you’ll find Cold war.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Have a great day!&lt;br /&gt;Will.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6524973421994411010/3570359843780600996/comments/default/7285818937870175663'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6524973421994411010/3570359843780600996/comments/default/7285818937870175663'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.boneheadblog.com/2009/12/bonerisms.html?showComment=1260811400177#c7285818937870175663' title=''/><author><name>Will</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02987737871351359966</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13579188361333763914'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_49Bcbuc6ngM/Ssf7nftXm5I/AAAAAAAAAdA/G8ReIzvGz5Y/S220/will.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.boneheadblog.com/2009/12/bonerisms.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6524973421994411010.post-3570359843780600996' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6524973421994411010/posts/default/3570359843780600996' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1163621966'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6524973421994411010.post-8508398893577243249</id><published>2009-12-14T09:13:44.640-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-14T09:13:44.640-05:00</updated><title type='text'>These are great!  I love how each person&amp;#39;s uni...</title><content type='html'>These are great!  I love how each person&amp;#39;s unique sense of life shines through in these short sentences.  Some of my favorites are:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Upon returning to the scene of the crime, I did it again.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;In your heart you&amp;#39;re always free; in your mind you never are.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;You probably weren&amp;#39;t looking when it passed you by.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;The point is often a little off center.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Nothing ventured creates wilderness.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks.  I get such a kick when my aphorisms inspire someone else to create their own.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6524973421994411010/3570359843780600996/comments/default/8508398893577243249'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6524973421994411010/3570359843780600996/comments/default/8508398893577243249'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.boneheadblog.com/2009/12/bonerisms.html?showComment=1260800024640#c8508398893577243249' title=''/><author><name>nothingprofound</name><uri>http://wwwaphorismscom.blogspot.com</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.boneheadblog.com/2009/12/bonerisms.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6524973421994411010.post-3570359843780600996' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6524973421994411010/posts/default/3570359843780600996' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-801969784'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6524973421994411010.post-744748212701969858</id><published>2009-12-14T05:13:10.440-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-14T05:13:10.440-05:00</updated><title type='text'>love yr bonerism..priceless..:)</title><content type='html'>love yr bonerism..priceless..:)</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6524973421994411010/3570359843780600996/comments/default/744748212701969858'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6524973421994411010/3570359843780600996/comments/default/744748212701969858'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.boneheadblog.com/2009/12/bonerisms.html?showComment=1260785590440#c744748212701969858' title=''/><author><name>umihoney</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15269822313905409163</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05214862647886281002'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SnaWUmil7hE/SuW7wHxy2bI/AAAAAAAAAwo/w0I_rxiCmtI/S220/hoomee(1).jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.boneheadblog.com/2009/12/bonerisms.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6524973421994411010.post-3570359843780600996' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6524973421994411010/posts/default/3570359843780600996' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-297744955'/></entry></feed>
