Comments on Bonehead: BONEHEAD PICK UP LINES

Lauren: Yes, spatulas and discussion of several ot...

2010-01-05T00:00:34.109-05:00

Lauren: Yes, spatulas and discussion of several other kitchen utensils has occasionally sparked a conversation or two, usually ending with a recommendation of therapy for me.

C: Please use and enjoy! I occasionally refer to Chrissy as my second ex-wife, she tends to get angry at me when I do that.

ShieldMaiden: That was probably my cousin Lou - he never wore a helmet.

Ann: If I had to guess - he's still looking - my list can only serve as warning!

Dorothy: Happy New Year to you too! Chances are I'll blow the chance again - but it's ok - so long as we have fun doing so!

Hi NP! Yes - my cousin Lou came from Brooklyn - as did several of my esteemed relatives of Italian Heritage who've inexplicably been away at "college" for most of the past 12-15 years.

CC: Again with the ass up to "here"

LOL! Thanks Lauren but I must admit he did get me ...

2010-01-04T13:23:40.555-05:00

LOL! Thanks Lauren but I must admit he did get me on- Are you wearing space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world! to pick me up! - or at least I only wish.

Where I grew up in the dregs of Brooklyn, these li...

2010-01-04T12:58:07.012-05:00

Where I grew up in the dregs of Brooklyn, these lines would've suggested a certain degree of genteelness and sophistication. Better than, "Bitch, get in the car."
Or "I gave it to your mother last night, now it's your turn."

~Cheers to a new year and new chance to do it righ...

2010-01-04T10:34:44.778-05:00

~Cheers to a new year and new chance to do it right~

I think I used to know a guy who actually used som...

2010-01-03T14:02:35.439-05:00

I think I used to know a guy who actually used some of those lines. Too bad he didn't read your list first. I wonder if he ever found any takers...lol

I met someone who apparently went to the Bonehead ...

2010-01-03T13:08:40.922-05:00

I met someone who apparently went to the Bonehead School of Stuff to Say to Women, because he walked up to me and said, "Cn I asssk you a quesstion? Them titties real?"

It was magic.
He did have a pretty nice motorcycle...

Mind if I borrow a couple of these? They're go...

2010-01-03T03:04:31.019-05:00

Mind if I borrow a couple of these? They're gold, I tells ya! GOLD!

Nah. The missus won't mind me trying these out. She's happy that I stopped introducing her to people as "my first wife!"

I prefer your artful blog writing, although, "...

2010-01-02T23:47:56.913-05:00

I prefer your artful blog writing, although, "Pardon me. Can I borrow your spatula?" would have definitely gotten my attention. I'm glad you now leave the creative quotes to Chrissy. Thank you, Chrissy.